Listeners, I fear I have done something incredibly stupid. No, it does not involve impregnating a minor, anything to do with a sheep or signing up for the North Korean military. Last week, Burgess Hills Favourite Minor Celebrity parted with £75 of his hard earned cash to join englandfans - meaning that he can now begin traveling to away games supporting the flops of the English national football team.
I ask you to contain your gasps of horror and probably laughter for a little longer, as not only have I done an incredibly stupid thing like that, but then I have gone and surpassed myself by booking two match tickets for myself and Samuel Upton to go to Switzerland away on a Tuesday in September. No, no, that is not even the worst bit of it all - it is ridiculusly expensive to get to Switzerland (our options at the minute are minibus, drive or plane to Germany and train to Basel), and once you are there then the currency might as well by gold bullion.
McCarthy is well known for making stupid, rash purchases, such as the voice changing Darth Vader mask which to this day has never been used, but this takes things onto another level. For a man whom, this summer particularly, became totally fed up with the England football team to the point whereby he was more bothered about how Germany got in the world cup to be now not only going to, but having to finance trips to the continent to support that said team is nothing short of lunacy.
Especially when you throw in the final insult, the cheese on top of this Three Lions biscuit if you will - I still can't find employment. Expect to see me featuring on a television show about debts spiralling out of control in the very near future. They might even call it Rauol Moat: The Second Installment
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