University - It's Nearly the End

Yes listeners, crunch time is coming to Danny Granville Street as we get ever closer to the end of McCarthy's university career. This means a plethora of work to complete, then the joys of attempting to find a job or way to do sod all but still earn money. The stress of the current time has provided a convenient excuse to postpone the planned Jesus-esque fast that was due to kick off today, as I am now due to put in a brief Burgess Hill appearance this week which will coincide with football in London. The mixture of football, beer and London will ultimately mean that McCarthy will end up eating something, so it just seemed a sensible decision to put the fast on hold.

A fantastic weekend that, while may not have been beneficial to the digestive system, has been and passed. Beer and curry was the name of the game in Bradford on Friday night, as McCarthy joined Jamie van der Westhuizen and Simon Valder in a rugby league themed trip prior to Saturday's Brighton game against The Leeds United. Both sporting events were enjoyable, and the warning about Bradford curry's being authenticly prepared so being hotter than what most English folk are used to was not heeded by either McCarthy or Oaf, as they both proceeded to order hot currys and then have to pile through without complaining. The taste lasted for over 24 hours, but thankfully it was a good one so didn't cause as any money problems as first thought, even if the curry did end up leaving my stomach with the feeling that a small animal had crawled up my arse and died inside

The Cheltenham Festival is now under a month away, and McCarthy will be welcoming both Robert Jones and Bert Lloyd to Danny Granville Street for the event. Bert will be losing his Cheltenham and festival virginity, while myself and Jones will be attending our third, and from past experience the week will no doubt end in mess and disgrace.

Finally, McCarthy Industries could be set to announce a huge piece of news that will impact on the footballing world of Sussex. Things have been quiet on the Hamsters front in recent months, and for this we make no apology as should these in-depth negotiations come off then the official Mac-i football team could be about to ascend to a higher plane. Stay tuned for information!